I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
my whole life
If someone could kill me that would be awesome.
Words. To. Live. By.
(Source: king-of-death-and-destruction, via justdaimonique)
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No matter what….. I’ll never not reblog this. Her face and actions say it all.
My heart ❤️❤️
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)
this is why you guys had the black plague.
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out
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