The world ends in 65 days… Have sex with me.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?!

damnit. too rough. *ahem* ;)

This guy screamed at me today because i wont hang out with him. Im sorry you used me for sex. Im sorry you called me fat. Im sorry you hit me. im just sorry. im trying to be happy, now just leave me alone.

me: I only like you for your cat, when I can come over I’m stealing it.
boy: I only like you for your cat.
me: I don’t have a cat…… *realized what he meant*

hopefully no one notices my bruises from my boy toy during christmas.

dont take pics of me if i fall asleep on my bed. i understand that i look good naked to you. just delete them off my phone next time.

lmao(:

from my ex —-> “remember that time you gave me a blow job in the park in the rain?… god that was romantic”